Thursday, 26 November 2009

#91 - What Happens When Your Eyebrows Meet?

Well, they begin to plait,
then burrow back into your brain, son,
hunting for the frontal lobe,
the seat of motivation.

They feed on it, chewing through
white connective tissue
and replacing it with fur.
This is why the monobrowed
tend to be listless and poor
at taking the initiative.

Don't worry, it's not catching.
They deserve your pity
rather than your fear.

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