#3 - A Baker Falls Over

There are whispers that the whole thing was
faked.

'I heard
he was angling for a reality TV deal,'
said Dempsey

through a caul of steam,
pulling a rack of sponges from the oven
like toe tagged John Does.

Then, Dempsey always was a vicious bastard.
Once, I caught him laughing himself sick
over Youtube footage of a man getting kicked

in the groin a lot, in a park
in Athens. The title of the video was:
Top Baker Gets Kicked In Nuts -
HILARIOUS!!!